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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

This is too cool!

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Demi Lovato - Shouldn't Come Back (Audio)

this is for you dad

Demi Lovato and Nate Ruess should do a duet. That would make me happy.

Jackie Chan singing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” in Chinese

10knotes:

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riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

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buzzfeed:

This man used a cake to resign from his job at an airport so he could focus on making cakes. 

10knotes:

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

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saggy-butts:

loveistheultimatetrip:

xdefytheleader:

Never forget. R.I.P.

THE SKATES AND THE VELCRO BALL THING

guys i had every single one of these toys when i was younger omg